tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73550933155117031062011-07-30T18:58:29.383-07:00Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-41756754438092833112010-07-04T22:40:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:53:14.489-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Phone rings</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"May I help you"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Yes, I am calling to see if my prescriptions are ready"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"What is your name?"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"FirstName LastName"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"Let me check..."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">types Lastname only into computer</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"Yes sir, we have them ready to be picked up"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Which ones were they?"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"lisinopril, hydrochlorothiazide, and viagra"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"WHAT, why did the DR call in me a prescription for viagra?"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"I don't know, but just because he called it in doesn't mean you have to pick it up"</span><br /><br />conversations continues...<br />Conversation ends<br /><br />Oh that viagra was for Mr. SimilarFirstName SameLastName<br />OOPS!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-4175675443809283311?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-68062001499010458342010-07-04T22:35:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:37:15.279-07:00Please take the fiber supplement out of your cart.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-6806200149901045834?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-52542168808303368762010-07-04T22:28:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:30:40.282-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"May I help you?"</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Customer sets energy drink down on counter</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">"Yes I need to get my Ambien filled"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-5254216880830336876?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-14436253232309109332010-07-04T22:19:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:25:08.967-07:00The Dr. wrote you a prescription for two medications, a pain pill and an antibiotic.<br />You say you only want one of them.<br />Hmmm....I wonder which one you are trying to get.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-1443625323230910933?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-51736940609847777832010-07-04T22:16:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:17:49.747-07:00One drug's adverse effect, is another drug's indication.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-5173694060984777783?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-59294312108683393122010-07-04T21:58:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:01:09.968-07:00Premarin is isolated from Pregnant Mares' Urine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-5929431210868339312?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-46883838894091895072010-07-04T21:55:00.000-07:002010-07-04T21:57:31.608-07:00"Can I have a turtle?"<br /><br />"No"<br /><br />"Why can't I have a turtle?"<br /><br />"Because turtles have salmonella"<br /><br />"What is salmonella?"<br /><br />"Go to pharmacy school and I'll tell you all about it"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-4688383889409189507?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-48935805212169874982010-07-04T21:54:00.000-07:002010-07-04T21:55:27.776-07:00Vancomycin is NOT an aminoglycoside.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-4893580521216987498?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-8670080957709087512010-07-04T21:53:00.001-07:002010-07-04T21:53:57.908-07:00This to will pass, just like a kidney stone.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-867008095770908751?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-24219187942885767342010-07-04T21:52:00.000-07:002010-07-04T21:53:07.360-07:00Poor planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-2421918794288576734?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-20824311611460599632010-07-04T21:48:00.000-07:002010-07-04T21:51:44.264-07:00For your grandma. YEAH RIGHT!<br />Your such a nice grandson, you always pick up her insulin needles.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-2082431161146059963?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7355093315511703106.post-60340747174788970462010-07-04T21:40:00.000-07:002010-07-04T22:32:00.195-07:00<span arial="" helvetica="" font="" style="font-family:verdana;">Morphine was first isolated by Friedrich Wilhelm Serturner in 1805. Sertürner named his discovery after Morpheus, the Greek god of dreams.<br /><br />This may make you a little bit drowsy.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7355093315511703106-6034074717478897046?l=rxnotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rx Noteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15090570280186426225noreply@blogger.com0